well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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