I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?