We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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