Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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