what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
