It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
COCAINE IS GR8
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
