i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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