How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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