Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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