Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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