They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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