Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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