All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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