what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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