I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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