I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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