I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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