Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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