Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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