u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
i think im in europe. pls send help
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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