How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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