I'm jealous of your bromance
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Houston, we have a squirter
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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