There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just pee around me
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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