so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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