i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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