we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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