love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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