we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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