Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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