I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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