So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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