You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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