the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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