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Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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