no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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