i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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