I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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