I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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