its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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