I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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