I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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