He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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