would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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