So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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