We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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