I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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