drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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