I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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