Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Randomize
