Yo dont text me then not text me
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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