Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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