Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
