im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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