dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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