She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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