Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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