I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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