would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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