Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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